Book Review: The Break-Up Diet by Annette Fix
This is not a cook-book, chef biography or some rags-to-riches story of a line cook who made it big. This is not even (gasp) a diet book. It does however have recipes galore, thereby allowing me to review it.
Mix 1 part Heartbreak, 1 part Humor, Cut in Wit & Wisdom, spice liberally with Scandal and Sarcasm, bake until warm & engaging.
A worthy read for every smart girl in hot pants, the under dog, the free-spirit who’s not afraid to rage against the societal machine, and all the princesses out there looking for their happily-ever-after. I hope to get more from this author, her personal ambition is an inspiration for us all. Dream big, and never give up.
(* reprinted by permission from the publisher:)
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Doubt Cake
2 lovers, separated
1 unbleached cellular phone bill, well-sifted
1 imported women’s phone number
8 oz. unsweetened excuses
1/2 cup suspicion
1/4 cup distrust
Beat 1 lover with anxiety until stiff, then boil in betrayal until completely softened to tears.
Blend suspicion and distrust, sprinkle liberally with excuses.
Pour mixture into pan greased with intuition.
Bake until frustration sets.
Serve cold. Topped with crushed nuts of ex-boyfriend, if regionally available.
Yield: Overall queasiness.
Unlimited servings.
Nutritional Value: None.
Guaranteed 3lb. weight loss.


